Nothing really
I can't think of anything to write about. Every time I get a few minutes on the computer my mind just goes blank. I have been spending my precious online time changing the layout of my blog. Maybe a change of scenery will jump start my brain. Not that layout and design really matter. Does anybody actually read individual blogs anymore? I, personally, do all my blog reading via Bloglines. For all I know the blogs I read could have p*rnographic photos in their headers, and I would be none the wiser.
I have started reading fiction again. Lately I have been on and emergent church reading binge. This may perhaps have zapped my creativity. I am reading a delightful prequel to Anne of Green Gables titled Before Green Gables If you can't be cheered up by Anne Shirley there is something seriously and deeply flawed with your DNA. I am also reading David Sedaris' latest When You Are Engulfed in Flames. Have I ever mentioned how much I truly love David Sedaris? If only I was't married, and he wasn't gay.........From his essay "Buddy, Can You Spare a Tie?"
"My feet are completely flat, but for most of my life they were still shaped like feet. Now, thanks to bunions, they're shaped more like states, wide boring ones that nobody really wants to drive through."
It is a rare book that will make me laugh out loud. Rarer still, a book that will make me laugh until I pee in my pants. Of course, the peeing in my pants part is a more easily rendered thanks in large part to 5 (2 only 54 minutes apart) natural childbirths. All the kegels in the world are not gonna fix that damage. Sorry to my male readership if that was TMI. It's just the way things are.
I leave you now with the image of me peeing in my pants.
<3,
Wendy
brought to you by the background noise of a Naruto movie. My kids are all about the anime.






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