...Kevin, Joe or Nick?
I took Mary Jane and Lila to see The Jonas Brothers Movie at the library today. Let's just say thank God it was free. 75 minutes of pure, unadulterated JoBros (with short interludes by Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato).
Kevin, as I understand it, is engaged. Nick is quite the lady's man. He has broken the hearts of the aforementioned Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. Although, sources tell me that he and Miley are back on. Sources chiefly being US Magazine. Yes, I read US Weekly. It's my only one of my weaknesses. Besides, if I didn't read US how would I keep up with the social/love lives of people I've never heard of like Audrina Partridge and Spencer Pratt? (Just for the record, I've never watched a single episode of The Hills. I only watch shows starring pro wrestlers or brooding vampires).
Getting back to the Jonas Brothers (do I have to?)---As I watched the 'movie' I couldn't help but ponder which one was the dreamiest. You know, if I was a 13 year old girl, not a 37 year old perv. I think I would pick Joe. I like Joe's huge eyebrows. Also, you never know what hairstyle Joe is going to go with. Sometimes it's curly, sometimes it's flat ironed. Kevin and Nick always sport the gawd-awful JoBroFro. IMHO, Nick is the worst looking one of the bunch. Plus, he plays the drums like a monkey. I don't understand why all the tweens (man , I hate that word) go for him. Anyway, Joe's name is fun to say. Go ahead, say it--Joe Jonas Joe Jonas--it has a kind of Red Rover type appeal to it.
And, while not overtly talking about them, their purity rings got plenty of air time. I wonder about those rings.
Next week will be much better. The movie is that Return (or is it Escape) to Witch Mountain starring Dwayne Johnson. The Rock, a former wrestler. Now if they will just show a vampire flick......
<3,
Wendy
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